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Can't make the buggers work .............................................................................yet.

I find myself looking at older men.

I know, I know. Not that.

I just can't find any role models.

It's quite depressing.

Suggestions, please.

Some people think they have a God-given right to live beyond the system.

HAIKU

Look, friend. Suffering
Has made you more beautiful:
Lines of a survivor.

HAIKU

You could taste my soul.
It would taste just like water
Drunk underwater.

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