TRUE WORDS

When I was on the train, we passed through Taunton. I only know 2 people who live in Taunton. One is a friend of mine who is known to me simply as Chopper. I look out of the train window at Taunton station and there is Chopper. I ring him:

“Have you just got off the London train?”

”Yes”

“I’m looking at you.”

”What do you think?”

”Very nice, Chopper, very nice.”

“Why are you in Taunton?”

“I had a meeting in London and I’m on the train back”

“But you live in Yorkshire…..”

“It’s ok. I’ve got a ladder.”

SHARP

The Mini Madam is developing a nice little brain.

We go to a 24 hour service station, and, as we go into the shop area, Mini Madam notices that there is an Open sign on the door.

"Why do they need that, if it's open 24 hours?" she asks.

ZEN TODAY

It'll be alright in the end.

If it isn't alright,

It isn't the end.