- You are the enemy
- We are the axis of evil and will use any means to bring you down
- Whenever possible we will helpfully volunteer to be the banker
- We will then filch between us as much money from the bank as we possibly can
- In the early stages of the game we will steal property cards too.
- Even though you think we are against each other we will gradually work you over towards our evil intent
- If you are foolish enough to leave the room say to go to the loo it is fair game to steal your property
- The number of moves made on the Board is exactly equal to advantage and has no relationship to the number of dots showing on a pair of dice
- The wording of a Chance card is exactly what I just invented
- Ditto Community Chest
- Where you left your counter is where we just put it without you seeing
- The rent due is what we say it is
- I did just pass go and will collect £200.
- Again.
You have been warned!
I add to this confession only one counter - that, as someone who likes to deal ethically and responsibly in my actual business life, this sort of behaviour is the perfect antidote.
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