and he'll start a rope factory?
and he'll still buy slip on shoes?
and he'll think it's a python?
and he'll try and tie Continents together?
he'll coil it?
and he'll swim after a leaving ship?
he'll tie himself up?
and never the twine shall meet?
and he'll think he's jack in the beanstalk?
and he will try and ring the bells
and he'll still be looking for the candle
he still won't be able to skip
and he'll try and eat it
and he'll attach two cans to make trunk calls
and you'll end up with a very well protected boxing ring
and he'll try and climb Everest
give a fool enough rope and he'll become leader of the opposition