Seems odd that bread should have such a strong inverse realtionship to Moorishness.
By this equation (assuming no constraints, and that the variables measure mass or something similar) the best sandwich that could be made would have no bread, a big lump of butter, and a big lump of bacon.
Now maybe that's to some peoples taste but I reckon you'd be better of with a bit more bread and maybe some tomato Ketchup.
Maybe something like:
m ~ 3b1 + b2 + 2b3 + k
where k = ketchup and ~ denotes directly proportional to
Also rather strange that bread should have any relationship to Moorishness, which I presume is similarity to Othello... I presume that should read Moreishness.
Seems odd that bread should have such a strong inverse realtionship to Moorishness.
ReplyDeleteBy this equation (assuming no constraints, and that the variables measure mass or something similar) the best sandwich that could be made would have no bread, a big lump of butter, and a big lump of bacon.
Now maybe that's to some peoples taste but I reckon you'd be better of with a bit more bread and maybe some tomato Ketchup.
Maybe something like:
m ~ 3b1 + b2 + 2b3 + k
where
k = ketchup
and ~ denotes directly proportional to
Spoke like a true statistical researcher for some knowledge support whatsit.
ReplyDeleteLiptrots general Law applies:
x=2f/b
where:-
x = sandwich excellence
f = filling
b = bread quotient
Also rather strange that bread should have any relationship to Moorishness, which I presume is similarity to Othello... I presume that should read Moreishness.
ReplyDeleteAFter some more thought (I don't have a job at themoment,and am under-stimulated)
ReplyDeletea better model would be:
m = 1 / (3 - (3b1/b2 + b1/b3 + 2b2/b3))
An even better one would be:
1:take two slices of bread and tow slices of bacon
2: cook bacon
3: butter bread
4: place bacon in bread
5: eat
6: stop wasting time on the internet
My dear Tom
ReplyDeleteHow on earth can you consider such matters a waste?
They are the very future.
The future is bright.
The future is digital.
And the future has bacon fat, hot butter and ketchup dribbling down its cchin.
@ Brian
ReplyDeleteMm. You are right.
Unless you include harissa as a bacon butty ingredient.
Exotic.
Nice, maybe.
Eccentric, certainly.