Tuesday, 29 November 2011

A FAVOURITE EXCHANGE

"Are you coming in for a coffee?"

"I don't drink coffee."

"Good. Because I haven't got any."
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1 comment:

  1. Johnners5 December 2011 at 07:16

    A reminder of the old joke:
    a tramp arrives at the back door of a grand house, and asks for something to eat
    'will you eat cold porridge?' asks the snooty housekeeper
    'why yes', beams the tramps
    'well come back tomorrow as it's hot today..'

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