Thursday 18 March 2010

EAR SPLITTING

We've had an invasion of ankle biters. That's how it feels, though in fact only two kids have been running round the house. But it's odd that the thought police, in Health and Safety high viz bibs, haven't thought to ban kids. After all, the noise levels produced by a three year old and a two year old doing their worst would certainly be banned if they were emitted by any industrial machine. Some of the loudest experiences I've ever had were on army manouvres. They don't even come close.

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